Jill called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer. Tech Support: "Are you running it under Windows." Jill: "No, my desk is next to the door. But that`s a good point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his is working fine." Tech Support: "OK, let`s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter `P` to bring up the Program Manager.", Jill: "I don`t have a `P`." Tech Support: "On your keyboard.", Jill: "What do you mean?" Tech Support: "`P` on your keyboard." Jill: "I`m not going to do that!" |