Sex in Antarctica!!!

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    A man moved to an Antarctica village because of his new job. This village had many men, but no women. After a few days, the man started getting horny.
    He asked his boss, "What do you guys do when you`re horny here?"
    The man told him, "We have a barrel with a hole in it. Here I`ll show it to you."
    The boss then took him to the hole and told him to put his thing in the hole. The man did. After a few minutes the man took his thing out and was very satisfied.
    He told his boss, "Wow! That was really great, I`m going to put my thing in the hole every day of the week!"
    "Not Thursdays!" said the boss.
    Confused, the man asked, "Why, what`s wrong with Thursdays?"
    The boss answered, "That`s your day to be in the barrel!"
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