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    A husband unexpectedly came while a doctor was attending his sick wife and found them in bed together.
    "What the devil`s going on here?"
    "Er- I am taking your wife`s temperature!"
    "All right, but that thing better have numbers on it when you take it out."
  • Communication Centre... A blonde goes into the world wide communication center. She wants to send a message to her mother in Poland.
    When the man tells her it will be $300 she says loudly, 'I don`t have any money... But I would do ANYTHING to get...
  • What a feeling... A man picks up a girl in a party. They proceed to her placeand things are starting to heat up. He takes his shirt off and washes his hands. He takes his pants off and washes hands again. So the girl tells him...
  • The biggest branch During the war, three mothers met on a London street, and it turned that each had a daughter in the armed forces.
    The first one said, 'My daughter is doing very...
  • A dwarf lady.... A little dwarf lady goes into her doctors office complaining of an irritated crotch. After an examination, the doctor sighs, 'I do not seem to see any problem. Does it get better or worse at any...
  • Sex and your Favourite Color Before you read this, decide what your favorite color is. No looking ahead or changing your mind, either. Got it? Ok, read on...Your Favorite color is the 'Key to Your Sexual Life' The clothes you wear, your home furnishings and the car you drive all give clues to your sexual personality. The key is...
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