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"Doctor", said the young man lying on the couch, "you`ve got to help! Every night I have the same horrible dream. I am lying in the bed when all of a sudden five women rush in and start tearing off my clothes."
The psychiatrist nodded, "And what would you do?"
"I push them away."
"I see. And what can I do to help you with this."
The patient implored, "Please...Break my arms."
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