Peeing !

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    A drunken man was casually peeing into a drinking fountain in the park.
    A police officer comes up to him and yells frantically.
    "What do you think you're doing. There's a public toilet fifty meters from here!"
    The man, amazed, yells back.
    "What do you think I have, a hose?
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