Jim was annoyed when his blonde wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn`t gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" he asked...
A blonde nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her, "My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is full of love and your prayers are always for the benefit of others...
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney...
It was very crowded and noise in this Restaurant and this blond girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. He says, "I can`t hear you!"
So she gets close to his ear and asks again...
A blonde was walking her dogs when a man walking in the opposite direction says, "Oh my, you have such beautiful dogs. What are their names?"
The blonde replies, "Well, the taller one is...
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that they don`t sell rectum deodorant...
A blonde stopped at a gas station, got out of the car, opened the hood, and checked the engine oil. After a few seconds of what appeared to be intelligent thinking she took the dipstick in her hand...
A lady walks into a salon, sits down in the chair and the stylist asks, "What can I do for you today?"
"Yes, I would like to have my hair colored blonde...
A blonde walking by a travel agency notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special - $99!"
She goes inside, hands the agent her money, and says, "I`d like the $99 cruise special, please...
A blonde woman visits her husband in prison.
Before leaving, she tells an officer, "You shouldn`t make my husband work like that. He`s exhausted !"
Officer laughs, saying...