Clean Jokes



Oil Cap

A blonde goes to a auto parts store and asks for a Seven Ten cap. Everybody look at each other and ask, "What's a seven ten cap?"
She says, "You know, it's right on...

New Compaq

A blonde was in jail serving 30 years for robbing banks. After serving about 12, he's notified that his uncle has died and left him over $100,000. The blonde was...

Blondes Deptt.

The Blondes at the university were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbos. They wanted somewhere where they felt...

Private Secretary

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office. Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer...

Pepper Shaker

On their anniversary night, the blonde husband sat his wife down in the bedroom with her favorite magazine, turned on the soft reading lamp, slipped off her shoes, patted and propped her feet and announced that he was preparing dinner all by himself. 'How romantic...

Free Ride

A farmer took the camper off his truck before going to town. As he was going down the road five Blondes were standing beside the road hitchhiking. The farmer picked them up, one blonde got in the front and the other...

Hunting Blondes

Two Blondes were out hunting. They decided to separate to get a better chance of catching something.
The first blonde says to the other, 'If you get lost...

Sunday Closed

Late one Sunday afternoon, a blonde from a small town was taking a long walk through a nearby meadow when she was surprised to see a parachutist trapped in the high branches...

Insufficient Funds

A young blonde college co-ed came running in tears to her father. 'Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!

Driving License

A blonde was speeding in a 30 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over and walked up to the car. The police officer also happened to be a blonde and she asked for her...