Just as we have Rajinikanth jokes, in Russia they have Putin jokes.....
When Putin was late for school, the teacher punished the whole class for being early.
When Putin`s phone rings in the theater, they pause the movie...
After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, "Ok. At least give me a hint."
David Beckham sighs and says, "I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls...
So the Saas Bahu saga has not spared Buckingham Palace too. Just when Prince Harry and Meghan Markle decided to become financially independent and move to US/ Canada, all hell broke loose...
A guy ordered a drink in an airport cocktail lounge and suddenly realized that sitting across from him was Bill Gates. Barely concealing his enthusiasm, he introduced himself, "Hello, Mr. Gates. My name is...
It is said that once Russi Mody, of Tata`s, was on an official trip to Bombay.Even though it was a Sunday morning, Russi had to visit Bombay House, the Corporate Head Quarters of the Tata Group...
The Pope and Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leaned towards Mr. Trump and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy...
Donald Trump went to London and met with the Queen. "Your Queenship," he asked her. `I am finding things way more difficult than I could have imagined. May I ask you - how do you run such an efficient...
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching the telly when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You sign! You sign...
As Air Force One arrives at the Heathrow Airport, President Obama strides to a warm and dignified reception from the Queen. They are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London, where they change to...
After lots of allegations and jokes, Vijay Mallya goes to SBI to repay the loan.. but see what happens:
Monday: Vijay to SBI person: I want to repay my loan...
SBI Person: Sir, it`s lunch time... please come after 1 hour...