While riding my motorbike, I swerved to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head. Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when...
There`s a beer convention in town, and all the CEOs from all the beer companes are there. During a break between seminars, a few of them went down to the hotel bar for a drink. The Anheuser Busch CEO says to the bartender...
Two doctors are in front of their clinic about to go in when they see a man hobbling down the street towards them. The first doctor says, "I bet that poor chap is suffering from a hernia...
At a party attended by many celebrities, a gray-haired veteran walked up to the stage with a cane and took his seat.
The host asked, "Do you still go to the doctor often?"
The veteran replied...
While the family was having their dinner, the little girl wasn`t eating. After a few moments, she said, "I have something to tell you people."
Silence around the table.
"I`m no longer a virgin...
So, my wife managed to crash the car again today. When the police showed up, she was all fired up, insisting that the guy she hit was being totally reckless.
"He was on his phone...
Two multimillionaire friends met up for lunch and started chatting. "So how`s your home life?" asks the first multimillionaire.
"Couldn`t be better," replies the second multimillionaire...
Ek Flat Mein Ghanti Bajti Hai Aur Ek Mahila, Jo Ghar Mein Akeli Hai, Darwaja Kholti Hai.
Bhikshuk: Maai, Bhiksha De.
Mahila: Ye Lo Maharaj....
Akbar asked Birbal to look for Five of the biggest idiots in the Country and produce them in his Royal cyourt within a month. After a month`s extensive search, Birbal brought to the Royal Court...
The king wanted to go fishing, and he asked the royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain. So the king and the queen went...