Clean Jokes



Covid-19 Vaccination in India

A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a Hardcore Leftist Keralite were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine. The Doctor called them in one by one. He told the Bengali, "You must take your vaccine...

We Are Zulus

A packed plane was flying over the Atlantic at night. Suddenly, the pilot says, "Ladies & Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude & we must throw out all the baggage."
A little later, the pilot says...

Cutting At An Angle

A man gets off a plane in Boston and heads immediately for the Men`s Room. It`s crowded but he finds a vacant urinal to gain relief after the long flight and many drinks. The man at the urinal...

Smoked Whitefish

A young Jewish man falls in love with a Native American woman and they decide to get married. When his mother hears the news, however, she is extremely distressed because she wanted him to marry...

The 'M' Word

Have you ever wondered why it`s OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians...

Sippy Sopan???

In the crowded Chembur station, a bespectacled man with a thick moustache approached a passenger and proclaimed in a heavy Malayali accent, "You`re Sippy Sopan!"
The passenger replied...

A Language Barrier

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand...

What's in a Name?

I recently met a Chinese man and his name was Kanna Swami. I asked him, "How did you ever get a name like that being a Chinese?"
He said, "Many, many years ago when I first went to USA

Language Barriers

A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand...

Birmingham Arabs

A young Arab boy asks his dad, "What are you wearing on your head?"
The father said, "Why, my son, it is a `chechia.` In the desert it protects our heads from the intense heat of the sun...