Clean Jokes



Made in India

At a World Conference, the heads of States of all countries were boasting about their technical know-how. So they all decided that to prove their boasts, each country should show an engineering feat...

The saviour?

On a rain-soaked night, an infant tumble over the railings of the Howrah bridge and fell into the Hooghly river below. The weather did not prevent hundreds of Calcuttans from flocking over the rails and watching the proceedings, but no one attempted to save the drowning child. At last an old American tourist jumped in to the water and did the saving

Can you relate ?

A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So the journalist goes down to the wall, and introduces herself to the old man. She asks: 'You come everyday to the wall. How long have you done that and what are you

Ode to the Jewish Mother

Jewish Mothers don t differ from any other in the world when it comes to bragging about their sons. One Mother, trying to out-do another when it came to opportunities available to their just graduated-from-college

Jewish Rules

Jewish Rules 1. Never take a front-row seat at a bris.
2. If you can t say something nice, say it in Yiddish.
3. The High Holidays have nothing to do with marijuana.
4. Always whisper the names of diseases.
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