Clean Jokes



Run For A Reason

Why people from different communities run the Mumbai Marathon: Punjus run simply because of peer pressure from other communities plus that they can upload their pics posing on the Sealink. Otherwise they...

Don't Mess With a Gujju

A Gujju bought a well from a Jew. The next day while on his way to market he met the Jew who told him, "Brother I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water, if you use the water...

Retired Gujaritis

Four retired guys are walking down a street in London. They turn a corner and see a sign that says, Old Timers Bar - ALL DRINKS 10p. They look at each other and then go in, thinking, this is too good to be true..

A Sports Mechanic?

Big Lorenzo, an Italian fella, is bragging to his friends about his sons.
"I`ma so prouda my oldest son. He maka fifty thousand dollar evra year. Hesa Engineer...

The Indian Chief

An old Indian chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two US government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one official, "You have observed the white man...

Ask a Bong!

Ask a Bong about life in general, and he would break into a sentimental rhapsody: In nineteen sebenty phibe, howen I owaas seben eaars old, I owaas chased by a beeg stray dog, and I litarally ran across...

Olympic Athletes

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend...

Sugar Tongs

Lady Crofton-Smythe was giving an upper-crust party, and had hired Lena, a girl recently come to London from County Cork, as a maid. As Lena was setting up the tea service, Lady C-S told her to be certain that there were sugar...

Be Careful What You Wish For

Two Irishmen, adrift in a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean, spied a lamp floating nearby. They retrieved it, and, hoping against hope, rubbed it. Sure enough, a genie appeared. "I will grant you one...

Painless Tooth Removal

A Sindhi went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said it`s 1200 per extraction. The Sindhi thought it was too much and asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said: Yes, it can be done...