Clean Jokes


The Water Ball

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play the 17th hole at Sawgrass in Ponte Verde, Florida exactly the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto...

Equal Privileges

A country club didn’t allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week...

Respect For Funeral Procession

Seems George was playing his usual eighteen holes on Saturday afternoon. Teeing off from the 17th, he sliced into the rough over near the edge of the fairway...

Enough gas!

Two couples went out golfing together. The men hit first from the men's tee and walked with the ladies to their tee box.

The first lady took a mighty swing at the ball, missing it completely, while passing some gas rather loudly in the process...