Clean Jokes



The Tooth Brush Salesman

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off, "I sold Girl Scout cookies...

Secret Service

Little Johnny was very proud of his Mangy Mutt.
He was playing with it, when a passing gentleman stopped and asked Johnny, "What kind of a dog is that, Johnny...

Little Johnny's Balloon

Little Johnny blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as he`s liable to break something, but he continues...

Stern Warning!

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently scold the child.
Smiling sweetly, the teacher said...

Stay Away from Mom when...

Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories...

A Letter To Dad

A father passing by his son`s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope, propped up...

P-Mail!

Joe was a successful computer programmer and a happy family man. His life was blessed with a loving wife, 2 kids, three cats and a dog. Joe loved taking Rusty...

Dumb or Smart?

Little Johnny enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you...

Talking to God!

Teacher fell asleep in class and Little Johnny walked up to him.
Little Johnny, "Teacher are you sleeping in class...