One Sunday morning an old cowboy entered a church just before services were to begin. Although the old man and his clothes were spotlessly clean, he wore jeans, a denim shirt and boots that were very worn and ragged...
A man, about 80, goes to his doctor for a checkup because he is planning to get married. After congratulations and a clean bill of health, the doctor asks about his fiancee. The old man shows him a photo of a very beautiful...
The flight attendant sees a suspicious looking couple on board, so she reports it to the Captain immediately.
"Sir, I think we have a case of human trafficking
Kangana hit the ball,
Kangana ran for a single,
Kangana did not reach the crease,
Kangana Ranaut...
Ronald Reagan, Idi Amin and Queen Elizabeth all died and met in hell. While there, they saw a red phone and asked what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth...
Q: Can February March?
A: No. But April May!
Q: Did you hear about the painter who was hospitalised?
A: Reports say it was due to too many Strokes...
How does an attorney sleep?
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other side.
I have a few jokes about unemployed people....
An elderly couple returned to a Mercedes dealership find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in, to a beautiful woman. "I thought you said you would hold that car until we raised...
I let my wife borrow the BMW today... I told her to be careful, there`s plenty of idiots on the road in London.
Sure enough about 15 minutes later on the radio; I hear that there`s a car driving on the wrong side...
A Kung Fu student asks his teacher, "Master, why does my ability not improve? I`m always defeated."
And the master, pensive and forever patient, answers, "My dear pupil, have you seen the gulls flying by the setting sun...