Clean Jokes



Plead Guilty

After a trial had been going on for three days, finally, the man accused of committing the crimes, stood up and approached the judge`s bench.

"Your Honor, I would like to change my plea from...

With Age Comes Wisdom

A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then the new school year began...

742 Grains of Green Gram

A retired officer goes to a shop and asks the young shopkeeper, "Give me 742 grains of green gram."

The boy, without speaking a word, quickly weighs 200 grams of green gram and gives it to the customer...

Eating at Decrepit Restaurant

Bill and Moe had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they had built up a computer business with sales in the millions. Their company employed over two hundred people, and the two executives...

Covid-19 Vaccination in India

A Bengali, a Punjabi, a Gujarati and a Hardcore Leftist Keralite were reluctant to take the Covid-19 vaccine. The Doctor called them in one by one. He told the Bengali, "You must take your vaccine...

Bizarre Automobile Insurance Claims

The accident happened because I had one eye on the truck in front, one eye on the pedestrian and the other on the car behind.
I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary...

Corporate Recruiting

Agency: Sir, we found 3 candidates as per your requirements. How do you want their placements, sir?
MD: Put about 100 bricks in a closed room. Then send the candidates...

Report Of The Day!

The duty officer reported to his CO: Sir nothing significant has happened during my duty hours - only the dog died.
The CO asked: How did the dog die?...

Good News!!!

Selma telephones home with some exciting news:
"Mama, I got married."
"Congratulations!!" says Mama.
"I might as well tell you, Mama, he`s not of our Faith...

House Husband

One evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of clothes in the washer and another in the dryer dinner on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished...