One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong. The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached...
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don`t know," she wailed...
A wife sends her programmer husband for grocery shopping. She tells him: I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6. The husband returns with the butter...
A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion. "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago...
A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home...
March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...
Tim and Nancy lived in Anchorage, Alaska. Right downtown. Their house was literally right downtown. But they had no indoor plumbing. They did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim got, the further...
At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by...
1) While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
2) While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown...
Wife sent a message to her husband: Don`t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.
Husband: Who is Savita ?
Wife: Nothing, I was just making...