Clean Jokes



A Slip of the Tongue

One day there was a priest sitting in a pew with a very worried and nervous look, and a another priest saw him and wondered what was wrong. The second priest thought he should try to help, so he approached...

Devil Shopping

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don`t know," she wailed...

A Programmer Husband

A wife sends her programmer husband for grocery shopping. She tells him: I need butter, sugar and cooking oil. Also, get a loaf of bread and if they have eggs, get 6. The husband returns with the butter...

Heartiest Apologies

A woman with 14 children, ranging in age from one to fourteen, went to court to sue her husband for divorce on grounds of desertion. "When did he leave you?" the judge asked.
"Thirteen years ago...

Violent Wives

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend, hunting with the boys and spending his entire paycheck. When he finally appeared at home...

iPhone Trouble

March was when my son celebrated his 15th birthday and I got him an iPhone. He just loved it. Who wouldn`t? I celebrated my birthday in July and my wife made me very happy when she bought me an iPad...

Squat to Pee

Tim and Nancy lived in Anchorage, Alaska. Right downtown. Their house was literally right downtown. But they had no indoor plumbing. They did, however, have an outhouse. The older Tim got, the further...

Don't Jump to Conclusions

At a wedding , the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by...

Cooking Tips for Ladies

1) While seasoning, if you put few drops of whisky, the oil doesn`t burn.
2) While kneading dough, put a few drops of beer and the chapatis will be golden brown...

Savita Reloaded!

Wife sent a message to her husband: Don`t forget to buy vegetables on your way back from office, and Savita says hi to you.
Husband: Who is Savita ?
Wife: Nothing, I was just making...