Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that`s illegal an` all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep...
An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several nsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man...
A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the creature`s rather hideous appearance.
Princess: 'My, but you are really an ugly frog!'
Frog: 'I know, I know, I got a really bad...
A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.
A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a beer.
As he is drinking his beer, his monkey starts running around. The monkey first picks up...
A Zebra somehow managed to get loose from a zoo and wandered into the countryside.He came to a farm where the thing he saw was a
Woman had a female parrot. Parrot kept saying, `Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?` Woman was frantic. Went to pastor to find a solution to the problem. Pastor said...
A guy is out Christmas shopping when he passes a pet store with an ad on the window stating, 'Come see this Christmas parrot, Chet chat! It`s the most amazing bird in the world. A bargain at $1500!'The guy can’t believe the price and...