Mature Jokes



A good sheep!

Well, a couple months back there was this trial in the West Virginia courts. A man was being tried for fornicating with a sheep, since that`s illegal an` all. Anyway, the key witness was an old fella who was walking along the highway by the farm where the sheep...

Finding a virgin !

An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man if he has never been (sexually) with a woman. After several nsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad.
She ends up corresponding with a man...

Frog with a bad spell...

A princess is walking along a pond in the royal gardens when she looks down and sees a really ugly frog. Picking the frog up, she comments on the creature`s rather hideous appearance.
Princess: 'My, but you are really an ugly frog!'
Frog: 'I know, I know, I got a really bad...

The talking parrot!

A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom`s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.

Measuring Monkey...

A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder. He sits down and orders a beer.
As he is drinking his beer, his monkey starts running around. The monkey first picks up...

Zebra And Bull

A Zebra somehow managed to get loose from a zoo and wandered into the countryside.He came to a farm where the thing he saw was a

Talking Parrots !

Woman had a female parrot. Parrot kept saying, `Hello, I like you, I want you badly. Do you want to have some fun?` Woman was frantic. Went to pastor to find a solution to the problem. Pastor said...

The Singing Parrot!

A guy is out Christmas shopping when he passes a pet store with an ad on the window stating, 'Come see this Christmas parrot, Chet chat! It`s the most amazing bird in the world. A bargain at $1500!'The guy can’t believe the price and...