A blonde had 17 children. After her husband`s death, she remarried and had 15 children. Some time later, the second husband died and a few days later, she...
Three blonde sisters got married on the same day. Since, they could not afford to go on a honeymoon, they stayed home. That night, the mother couldn`t sleep. She heard her oldest daughter screaming, while her second daughter laughed all through the night. However, there was...
John went to his friend`s house unannounced, and he wanted to spend the night. His friend was sorry that he could not offer him a whole room, so he said, 'You can sleep on the floor in the living room, or...
America, Russia and Japan are sending up a two year shuttle mission with one astronaut from each country.
Since it`s going to be two years up there, each may take any form of entertainment weighing 150 pound...
A father and his three beautiful blonde daughters went into a hotel to stay for the night. When the daughters went to check in, they saw a really good looking bell boy. The father caught the three girls looking at him and he threatened to kill the bell boy if he...
A man met a beautiful blonde lady and he decided he wanted to marry her right away.
She said, 'But we don`t know anything about each other.'
He said, 'That`s all right, we`ll learn about each other as...
Finally, she is once again ready to go back to the bar. She sits down and after a few seconds a guy comes up to her and starts hitting on her. It is soon evident that he just wants to take her home and have sex with her.
The lovely blonde says emphatically, 'But I`m not just
It was George`s last day on the job as a postman after 35 years of delivering the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route George was...
A blonde goes into the world wide communication center. She wants to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300 she says loudly, 'I don`t have any money... But I would do ANYTHING to get...
A blonde and her girlfriend went to the beach for the day. As they wandered up and down the shoreline in their bikinis the girlfriend began to notice that the blonde...