A hippie on a city bus notices a young nun sitting across from him and at once finds himself very attracted to her. He moves to sit with her and after telling her that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen, he asks her to dinner. The nun declines, and the hippie proceeds to invite the nun for 'perhaps a roll in the...
There was a woman in a tattoo parlor and she asked for a turkey tattooed on the inside of her right thigh. The guy who was tattoo thought that over for a second ask then asked, 'A turkey? Whatever