Mature Jokes



Sex Therapy!

An old man went to the doctor. He said, "Doctor, I was wondering if you could help me. My wife and I are not getting the same amount of pleasure from sex that we used to...

Naked Handstands!

A woman visited her doctor because she was worried that she had been wetting the bed at night. The doctor asked her the usual questions, then told her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes...

Like a Melon

During an international gynecology conference, an English doctor and a French doctor were discussing unusual cases they had treated recently.
"Only last week" the Frenchman said...

Spem Test

A 70 year old man went for a Sperm test. Doctor gave him a bottle to collect sperm.
Next day, the man came with empty bottle and said he tried with his left hand then right hand...

A Cure for AIDS

The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS.
"What can I do, doc?" he said...

Size doesn't matter

A man was so paranoid about the size of his willy that he could never work up the courage to have sex. Then one day he fell in love with a nurse. One fine evening, they went back to her place...

Bad baby!

An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so really far out and there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except...

Veterinarian’s affairs

The man sat at the bar looking morosely into his pint of beer. No matter how hard he tried to ignore it, a little voice inside his head kept on and on at him, "How could you Bob...

Rearing to Go!

An attractive lady is waiting in the emergency room. A doctor walks in to her room and asks her, "What is the problem ma'am?"
The lady replies, "Doctor, I have been having trouble with my...

The Honeymoon Prank!

The wedding date was set and the groom's 3 friends, who were a Carpenter, an Electrician and a Dentist were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night...