The nurse at the Pathology Clinic was getting a bit beyond it. She was approaching retirement and was continually getting things mixed up.
One day, a young man came to the laboratory for a blood test...
An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up. The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, "Things are great and I`ve never felt better. I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor asked her the usual questions and then asked her to go behind the screen and remove her clothes. She was a bit shocked but went ahead anyway...
When Ron first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his wife. But after several weeks, his penis had grown sixty centimeters. Ron became quite concerned...
Mrs. Cohn went to see her doctor. When he inquired about her complaint she replied that she suffered from a discharge. Doctor said: Get undressed, Mrs. Cohn, and lie down on the examining table...
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and `in heat`, agreed to look after her neighbour`s male dog while the neighbours were on vacation. She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart. However...
A man and his wife went to a sexologist. The Doctor took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. He checked...
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then...
A doctor just finishes his check-up with a man. and said: I`ve got good new and bad news. Which do you want to hear first?
Patient: I guess the bad news.
Doctor: Well, you only have about 3 months to live and...
A man went to see the local doctor and complained because his wife was having too many little bastards; she was having at least one per year. He said, "Doc, ya gotta help me, I can`t gets enough welfare or steal enough to feed...