Pappu met a girl at the discotheque and after a couple of dances it is obvious that they are really attracted to each other. Pappu asks the girl home and she accepts. Once at home, nature being nature and...
Pappu: I don`t like masturbution.
Santa stunned: What...!!! What are you talking.
Pappu: Yes dad, I am fed up of masturbution now.
Santa was speechless but still managed to speak out...
Pappu is telling proudly to his close friend as to what he did with his girlfriend whom he took to a hotel room for three consequtive nights.
Pappu to his friend, "First day I took out her clothes waited for some time and we came back....
Pappu Ko Scooty Chalate Huye Dekh Kar Uske Dost Ne Pucha: Ye Scooty Kab Li Tune?
Pappu: Kal Raat Ek Ladki Mujhe Scooty Par Baitha Kar Bahut Dur le Gayi Aur Saare Kapde Utaar Ke Boli...
Pappu Ki Ek Ladki Se Kafi Time Se Setting Chal Rahi Thi, Bahut Manaane Ke Baad Vo Sex Ke Liye Raazi Hui.
Pappu Ne Sham Ko Use Apne Ghar Bulaya Aur Bola: Chal Aaj Ambulance-Ambulance Khelte...
A Teacher asks students about sounds made by animals......
Teacher: dog....
Student: Bhow Bhow....
Pappu was looking at falling stars and praying for good marks. Santa came along and said, "Technology is so advanced that man has reached the moon and your searching for your luck...
I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter...
Back when Pappu first became engaged to Pinki, he spoke to his father, "Pinki assures me she is a virgin. How will I know if she is?"
"It`s simple, son" replied Santa...