Charley, a new retiree-greeter at Wal-Mart, just couldn`t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit...
An army Major visiting sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What`s your problem, Soldier?"
"Chronic syphilis, Sir."
"What treatment are you getting?
Five minutes with the wire brush...
A young private sought permission from his Commanding Officer to leave camp the following weekend. "You see," he explained, "my wife`s expecting."
"Oh..." said the CO, "I understand...
Gorkha Battalion Troops Ki Map Reading Class.
JCO: Jawanon... Ye Ek Compass Hai... Ye Hamesha North Dikhata Hai.
Sepoy: Saabji Ye Hamesha North Hi Kyon Dikhata Hai?...
A Marine General, an Army General and a Navy Admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The Army General says, "Alright, I`ll prove the army has the toughest men in the country. Private, get over here...
A young Naval Officer was in a terrible car accident, but due to the heroics of the hospital staff the only permanent injury was the loss of one ear. Since he wasn`t physically impaired he remained in the Navy and eventually...
Soon after getting freedom from British rule in 1947, the de-facto prime minister of India, Jawahar Lal Nehru called a meeting of senior Army Officers to select the first General of the Indian army. Nehru proposed...
A youngster got posted to FM Sam Maneckshaw`s unit when Sam was the CO. This youngster was on his rounds when one of the riflemen did not notice him and missed saluting him. The youngster got cheesed...
During the British Raj, it was felt that bonding with the locals would be better if English officers could speak in Punjabi. Accordingly, a Punjabi tutor was arranged for a Gora Major...
During the war between Israel and the Arab Countries an Arabic plane was shot down. The pilot was captured and the Israelis tries to get him to tell all technical details about...