Clean Jokes



The Pot

Mulla Nasruddin borrowed a pot from his friend. The next day, he gave the friend back the pot, plus another smaller pot. The friend looked at the small pot, and said, "What`s that?"
"Your pot gave birth while I had it...

Mutton Recipe for Ramzan

Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed that he had bought a fine leg of lamb from the market. On his way home he...

Trust...

Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew. Nasruddin`s wife sat through...

Weak Conscience!

Mulla Nasruddin called on a psychiatrist and told him that he had problems and needed help.
"I want to talk to you," said the Mulla, "because my ethics have...

The First Big Fight!

It was their first quarrel. Mulla Nasruddin was coming off worst until he brought his bride`s family into the argument. "Your father is an old...

Beauty or Brains ?

Mulla Nasruddin decided to settle down and narrowed his choice between a beautiful but dumb doll and an opera singer. He finally chose brains and...

Doctor or Chemist ?

"Funny you have not been to see me before!" the doctor barked at Mulla Nasruddin. "Have you consulted any other doctor about your condition...

The Trust!

Mulla Nasruddin and his wife went to Israel for their holidays, and visited a night club in Tel Aviv. A comedian was on the bill who did his whole act in Hebrew.
Nasruddin`s wife sat through...

Wedding Proposal

Mulla Nasruddin was round at his fiancee`s home, having a serious talk with her father.
"Sir, I`d like to marry your daughter...

Excess of every thing is bad!

Mulla Nasruddin`s family was upset because the girl he was planning to marry was an atheist.
"We`ll not have you marrying an atheist," his mother said...