Clean Jokes



Set free!

Jail officials in Linn County, OR, have banned underwear for male inmates, explaining that it costs too much money to replace T-shirts and drawers, which keep disappearing. Sherrif Dave Burright said some items were flushed down the toilet, resulting in a $200 bill to unclog...

The mommies!

A custody battle in Santa Ana, CA, took an unusual turn when the mother of a 3-year-old girl claimed the girl`s father is actually...

Couple gave counseling a shot !

A husband and wife pulled guns on each other and shot it out at church during a marriage counseling session after he arrived late, drinking...

Wedding day blues!

Pakistan announced a ban on lavish wedding feasts. Explaining suchcelebrations cause financial hardships for the poor and middle classes...

Powerful coincidence!

Almost all of Nevada City, CA, lost power for 30 minutes this spring when a branch blew off a tree and hit a Pacific Gas...

Witches!

Baltimore, Maryland - A 15-year-old girl was briefly suspended from school for casting a spell on a...

Give em a hand!

A team of Latvian doctors claimed a new world record after reattaching four severed hands in just five days. According to the Baltic News Service...

I do....but to who?

About four years ago David Weinlick, 28, Minneapolis, got tired of people asking him when he was going to get married, so he started to answer, 'June 13, 1998.' It became part of his...

Bouncing baby boy

3-year-old Lateef Wise, Philadelphia, PA, was left home alone last week. At about 9:30 a.m., the frightened and crying boy pushed out the screen of an open window. Then he fell from the apartment, bounced off an air conditioner protruding from a...

Like a hole in the head !!

Travis Bogumill, a construction worker in Eau Claire, Wis., was shot with a nail gun that drove a 3 1/4 inch nail all the way into his skull, and the only difference he can see is that he`s...