God offered his tablet of commandments to the world. He first approached the Italians. "What commandments do you offer?" they asked.
He answered, "Thou shalt not...
After years of his wife's pleading, this rich good ole' boy finally goes with her to her little local Church on Sunday morning. He was so moved by the preacher's sermon that on the way out he stopped to shake his hand.
He said, "Reverend, that was the best.
At a Bar, a NUN preaches: Drinking is Bad.
Man: Have you tried it?
Nun: No, Never...
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like a beer. The second nun answered that...
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart...
A Christian and an atheist were neighbors. The Christian one day yells, "Lord please sends me food".
The atheist heard this and replies...
"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have not been to confession for six months. On top of that, I've been with a loose woman."
The priest sighs. "Is that you, little Johnny...
Jack and Mark are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying.
Mark replies, "Why don't you ask the Priest...
One Sunday, a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money. He asked the people to consider donating a little more than usual into the offering plate. He said that whoever...
Determined to "take it with him" when he died, a very rich man prayed until the Lord gave in.
There was one condition: He could bring only one suitcase of his wealth...