Clean Jokes



Faith Test

A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!"
Everybody enthusiastically raised their hands....

God`s Efficiency

A farmer purchased an old, run-down; abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were grown over with weeds, the farmhouse was falling apart, and...

Expensive Dress

The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought.
"How could you do this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know...

Drunk Driving

Late one night a preacher was making his weary way home. As he traveled the hilly, curving country road, he overtook a car. The slow moving car was weaving from one side of the road to the other in...

All In The Family

A man was brought to Mercy Hospital and taken in for coronary surgery. The operation went well and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of...

Summer Job

Three little boys were looking for a summer job. Their preacher needed some people to go around and sell Bibles, so the preacher hired two boys without even thinking...

Catholic Deal

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one-day when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, 'Convert to Catholicism and get $50.'
One of the Jewish men stops walking and...

Wrong Question

John and Mike are walking from religious service. John wonders whether it would be all right to smoke while praying. Mike replies, 'Why don't you ask the...

Drinking Ass

An Irish priest was at the altar one dreary Sunday morning, addressing his congregation, vehement that alcohol was the work of the devil.
'As an example,' he stated during his sermon, 'If you were...

Osama in Heaven

After his death, Osama bin Laden went to paradise. He was greeted by George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled angrily, 'How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!'