One Sunday, the minister noticed that one of the deacons discretely removed a $20 bill from the collection plate.
He decided not to say anything, figuring the man surely had good reason for the theft. However, the deacon continued this practice...
A minister was opening his mail one morning. Drawing a single sheet of paper from an envelope he found written on it only one word: 'FOOL'.
The next Sunday he announced, 'I have known many...
One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
An alter boy witnessed the scene and then ran...
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man`s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled guy...
I hope you didn`t take it personally, Reverend,' an embarrassed woman said after a church service, 'when my husband walked out during your sermon.'
'I did find it rather...
Ever thought, What would happen if temples were Americanised..... ..
Before Pooja the pandit will not ask for your name anymore. Your social security number will do. ..
Two types of prasad will be available - Normal Prasad...
One morning a man came into the church on crutches. He stopped in front of the holy water, put some on both legs, and then threw away his crutches.
Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, 'Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?''I think so,' the man replied. 'My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming to provide plenty of cookies and cakes for all of ourguests.'
The elderly minister was searching his closet for his collar before church one Sunday morning. In the back of the closet, he found a small box containing 3 eggs and 100 $1 bills. He called his wife into the closet to ask her about the box and its contents.
Thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick, jump out of the window.
Fellow thief: But this is the...