Clean Jokes



The Arguing Rabbis

These four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual "3 to 1, majority rules" statement that signified...

Do It Again...

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember that turning point..

Good News & Bad News

The pastor stood before his congregation on Sunday. With his arms outreached he announced, "Friends, I have good news and bad news regarding the money we need to fix the roof of our church." There was a slight...

Become a Christian

Two old Jewish men waking down the street and they see a sign in front of a church: Become a Christian today! Earn $100! So the one guy Abe, says, "100 bucks. hmmmmm. I think I`ll do it. I could use the money...

Have Faith...

A climber fell off a cliff, and as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch wedged in the rock. "HELP! IS THERE ANYBODY UP THERE?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge...

Jesus, Help Me!

A group of nuns were travelling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly, they don`t really know how. Luckily, a truck came along and the driver...

Dead Man In The Street

The man was immaculately dressed. Fitted out more for the Ritz than the street. But in the street he lay dressed in black tail suit, patent leather shoes, top hat and bow tie, and very dead...

I Dare You

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life. I remember...

Behold, I come quickly

The new preacher had just begun his sermon. He was a little nervous, and about ten minutes into the sermon his mind went blank. After a brief second of complete panic, he remembered...

I Dare You!

At a church meeting, a very wealthy man rose to tell the rest of those present about his Christian faith. "I`m a millionaire," he said, "and I attribute it all to the rich blessings of God in my life...