Clean Jokes



Deaf Horse ?

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse`s trainer meets him before the race and says, "All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach...

Wrong Rowing Technique

Yeshiva University decided to field a rowing team. Unfortunately, they lose race after race. Even though they practice and practice for hours everyday, they never manage to come in any better than dead last...

Baseball Explained

This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that`s in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in before they get out. If they get out before they get in, they come in, but...

Baseball Explained

This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that`s in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in before they get out. If they get out before they get in...

Funny Cricket Stories

Gavaskar had decided to relinquish his opening position and come in at no 4 for that test. But, Malcolm Marshall fired out Anshuman Gaekwad and Dilip Vengsarkar for ducks, setting the stage for Gavaskar to walk...

A Clever Word Smith

Australia are so morally Bancroft.
What they did is in Starc contrast to the spirit of the game.
Didn`t anyone Warner about it?
Couldn`t they see it Cummin.
Even a Lehmann would have...

Dumbest Athlete Quotes

This is why professional athletes and coaches can`t have regular jobs:
1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: "I wan` all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan` all to...

The Best Cricket Sledges Ever

England slow left-arm bowler Derek Underwood was hit on the hand while batting. Ian Chappell surprised Underwood with his concern. Chappell: How`s the hand, which one was it? Underwood: It was my right...

Witty Cricket Commentary

1. In a match between India and Australia, Michel Clarke was caught at the slip off Kumble and he was waiting for third umpire`s decision when he was clearly out. Harsha said: I think he is waiting for tomorrow`s...

A Pregnant Football Player

There was an athlete who wanted to accept a scholarship to a well-known college. To be awarded it, however, he had to pass a physical, since it was an athletic scholarship. When Tim found out about the scholarship...