Clean Jokes



Soccer Fans

4 men were stranded in a desert. Suddenly, 1 of them died.
The other 3 decided that the only way to survive was to eat the dead body....

Impromptu practice session

A teacher at a school for blind kids is taking his school's soccer team to an "away game".
They stop for a rest break, and to let the kids work off some energy with...

The Freshman

The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team.

"Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run...

Ball Size

After a 2 year study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on the American Male's recreational preferences:
The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball...

Blonde Teacher

A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and...

The Scuba Diver

One day, a scuba diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. Looking around, he saw a guy at the same depth without any

IPL Effects on Education

Cricket has reached exciting level with IPL. Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestion...

18 Holes of Golf

Harry, a golfing enthusiast if there ever was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife...

Worst Golfer!

One day, John Smith decided to go to a new golf course where no one knew him, just to get away and see if he could do better elsewhere...

The Smart Neighbour

Every time the man next door headed toward Michaels's house, Michael knew he was coming to borrow something...