Adam Carolla Quotes

  • If women built the bridges or were meant to build the bridges, then they would have done it.
    ~ Adam Carolla
  • I urge all our listeners to masturbate. Right now. Because it takes the wind right out of the sex drive. We don't want rapists going into society half-cocked and ready to go. If they masturbate, they'll say, 'Uhh...I think I'll rape tomorrow instead.'
    ~ Adam Carolla
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