Bunty: What makes life so difficult? Pappu: I think people! |
Girl: You know what Boy: What? Girl: I love moustaches. Boy: I know, Is Liye Tumne Bhi Thodi Thodi Rakhi Hui Hain! |
Bunty: What's worse than heartbreak? Pappu: Coming home after a night out to see that you've a pile of clothes on your bed and you can't get straight in it and go to sleep! |
Men swear they know everything until you ask them who she is! |
Pappu: I want to buy a sports bike. Santa: Tere Dimaag Mein Kuch Akal 'Hayabusa'? |
Girl: Why do you always follow me around? Boy: Since my childhood, my parents have told me to follow my dreams! |
Police pulled Santa's car: Officer: Do you know driving at 100 kmph is illegal? Santa: Yes. Officer: Then why didn't you stop when I was following you? Santa: I thought you wanted to race! |
Men: Seriously why do you need such a big bag? Also Men: Can I put this in your bag? |
Teacher: Have you ever proposed to any girl? Pappu: No Sir, I am a Maths student, so have supposed only! |
Pappu: I shall see you pretty soon? Girlfriend: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now? |