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![What takes 24 parking spaces?<br/>
12 women drivers!]()
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![Can you beat this?<br/>
Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.<br/>
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.<br/>
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me!]()
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Woman 1: She told me that you told her the secret I told you not to tell her.
Woman 2: But I told her not to tell you that I told her.
Woman 1: OK. Now don't tell her that I told you that she told me! -
![Women mark their territory by leaving their hair everywhere!]()
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![Boy to a girl: You look better with your glasses off.<br/>
Girl: You look better with my glasses off, too!]()
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![Girlfriend: What shall we do this weekend? <br/>
Pappu: Eat Pizza. <br/>
Girlfriend: No! something romantic. <br/>
Pappu: We can eat Pizza in candlelight!]()
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Pappu: Eat Pizza.
Girlfriend: No! something romantic.
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![Santa: I think Kamal will have BJP as his symbol.<br/>
Banta: Why?<br/>
Santa: Why not? Doesn't BJP have Kamal as its symbol?]()
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Banta: Why?
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![Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.<br/>
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.<br/>
Boy: Sach Mein?<br/>
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun!]()
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Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do.
Boy: Sach Mein?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do Bol Rahi Hun! -
![Teacher: What do you call mosquitoes in your language? <br/>
Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own!]()
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Pappu: We don't call them, they come on their own! -
![Teacher: Who was Jawaharlal Nehru? <br/>
Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years!]()
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Pappu: He was India's first Prime Minister who didn't allow India's 16th PM to work for four years! -
![Bunty: Do you know Newton's second law?<br/>
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!]()
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Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a law student!
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