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![In this hi-tech era, we can transmit information from Mars but my cellular network doesn't even reach my bedroom!]()
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![I am at that point where I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just jeopardizing my future!]()
Upload to Facebook I am at that point where I'm not even procrastinating anymore, I'm just jeopardizing my future! -
![All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:<br/>
Eating vegetables.<br/>
Staying home.<br/>
Having a nap.<br/>
Going to bed early!]()
Upload to Facebook All of my childhood punishments have become my adult goals:
Eating vegetables.
Staying home.
Having a nap.
Going to bed early! -
![Pro Tip:<br/>
The easiest way to enter a woman's heart is by saying those three words:<br/>
`You lost weight!`]()
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The easiest way to enter a woman's heart is by saying those three words:
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![Me: Dude, I heard that you were in hospital. What happened?<br/>
Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.<br/>
Me: Arthritis?<br/>
Colleague: Na, just weed!]()
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Colleague: I had a severe joint problem.
Me: Arthritis?
Colleague: Na, just weed! -
![My coffee maker is so loud that for a few seconds I can't hear my wife screaming, and that's the best gift coffee can give me!]()
Upload to Facebook My coffee maker is so loud that for a few seconds I can't hear my wife screaming, and that's the best gift coffee can give me! -
![A highly dangerous virus called `Weekly Overload Recreational Killer` (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest `Biological Anxiety Relief` (BAR) center to take antidotes known as `Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract` (WINE) or `Radioactive Unwork Medicine`(RUM) or `Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter`(BEER) or `Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen`(VODKA).<br/>
Please share it to raise awareness. Sharing is caring!]()
Upload to Facebook A highly dangerous virus called "Weekly Overload Recreational Killer" (WORK) is currently going around. If you come in contact with this WORK virus, you should immediately go to the nearest "Biological Anxiety Relief" (BAR) center to take antidotes known as "Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract" (WINE) or "Radioactive Unwork Medicine"(RUM) or "Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter"(BEER) or "Vaccine Official Depression Killing Antigen"(VODKA).
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![Start each day with a positive thought like, `I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!`]()
Upload to Facebook Start each day with a positive thought like, "I can go back to bed in about 16 hours!" -
![The only reason I was friends with some people in high school was that I saw them 5 days a week!]()
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![I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.<br/>
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!]()
Upload to Facebook I ordered a small black coffee at Starbucks.
They gave me a weird look and asked me to leave!
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