I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy. It's not like I did anything! |
I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD. It was here a minute ago! |
A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming! Should I be delighted or agonised? |
Dear Punjabis and Delhiites, WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"! |
Why do astronauts use Linux? Because you can't open Windows in space! |
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep! |
I was forced to swallow purple food color. I feel violated! |
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness? Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it! |
Certain beers give me a terrible hangover. I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer! |
The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life. Yes, that's the joke! |