Funny SMS

  • I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.<br/>
It's not like I did anything!Upload to Facebook
    I hate when my wife gets mad at me for being lazy.
    It's not like I did anything!
  • I can't find my `Gone in 60 seconds` DVD.<br/>
It was here a minute ago!Upload to Facebook
    I can't find my "Gone in 60 seconds" DVD.
    It was here a minute ago!
  • A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!<br/>
Should I be delighted or agonised?Upload to Facebook
    A Bengali friend of mine told me that a third babe is coming!
    Should I be delighted or agonised?
  • Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,<br/>
WFH is `Work from Home` not `Work from Himachal`!Upload to Facebook
    Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
    WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
  • Why do astronauts use Linux?<br/>
Because you can't open Windows in space!Upload to Facebook
    Why do astronauts use Linux?
    Because you can't open Windows in space!
  • As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!Upload to Facebook
    As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
  • I was forced to swallow purple food color.<br/>
I feel violated!Upload to Facebook
    I was forced to swallow purple food color.
    I feel violated!
  • Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?<br/>
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!Upload to Facebook
    Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
    Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
  • Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.<br/>
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!Upload to Facebook
    Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
    I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
  • The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.<br/>
Yes, that's the joke!Upload to Facebook
    The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
    Yes, that's the joke!
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