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![The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed!]()
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![`We can't eat at McDonald's twice in one day. That's too sad.`<br/>
~ My 7-year-old daughter shaming me]()
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![Someone laughing after they are finished crying is the human equivalent of a rainbow!]()
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![Me: I live every day dangerously.<br/>
Friend: Are you into adventure sports?<br/>
Me: No, but I'm married and I live with my wife!]()
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![Son: If we got another dog, where would it sleep?<br/>
Mom: The question isn't where would the dog sleep. It's where would your dad sleep!]()
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![Pro Tip for girls:<br/>
Date ugly guys.<br/>
because chances of cheating are very low.<br/>
And vice versa!]()
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Date ugly guys.
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![Without the laugh track, conversations in sitcoms have a lot of awkward pauses!]()
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![`I would die for` and `I would kill for` are opposites despite being used to express the same thing!]()
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![As a child, it seemed like parents had eyes on the back of their heads. As adults, it's clear that little kids are extremely predictable!]()
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