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Shit-house poets when they die
Should have erected where they lie
In memory of their caustic wit
Where they lie every dipped
A monument of solid shit! -
Jesus loves me, this I know - that is why I don't drive slow! -
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Faster than a speeding ticket. -
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Which month are you left with?]()
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![Two fathers took their sons to a fruit stall. Each man and son bought an apple, But when they returned home, they had only 3 apples. They did not eat any, lose any or throw any. How could this be possible?]()
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![She is hot.<br/>
She is sweet.<br/>
She always needs a lip for a kiss.<br/>
The whole world is mad for her.<br/>
Who? Who is she?<br/>
Do you know]()
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She is sweet.
She always needs a lip for a kiss.
The whole world is mad for her.
Who? Who is she?
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Just be happy I'm not a twin... -
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Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. <br />
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Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair.
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