| I find that planning my future saves me from regretting my past. |
| When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a women becomes naugty she becomes rich. |
| Some persons think they have made a success of their lives when all they have made is money! |
| You need Money to call someone Honey. |
| I've been in debt so long; I've become a collector's item. |
| Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places. |
| I'm proud to pay taxes; the only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. |
| Money is like manure: It's not worth anything unless you spread it around. |
| The tax collectors take up so much of your earnings to balance the budget that you just can't budget the balance. |
| Materialism is buying things we don't need, with money we don't have, to impress people who don't matter. |