| Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest. |
| All I want is the chance to prove money can't buy happiness. |
| Coffee, chocolate, men, something's are just better rich. |
| Please, Lord, let me prove that winning the lottery won't spoil me. |
| Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of it's tail. |
| I embrace poverty! To annoy me, send money. |
| Talk is cheap...until lawyers get involved. |
| Advertising: The science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it. |
| Despite the cost of living, have you ever noticed how it remains so popular? |
| A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterwards. |