| The word Politics is derived from the word Poly, meaning 'many', and the word Ticks, meaning 'blood sucking parasites'. |
| Artificial hearts are nothing new. Politicians have had them for years. |
| Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it wrongly, and applying unsuitable remedies. |
| Politicians are much like ships: noisiest when lost in a fog. |
| To understand politics, we must read between the lies. |
| Govt corruption seems always to be reported in the past tense |
| I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it. |
| After all is said and done, the politicians say it and the taxpayers do it. |
| A political promise today means another tax tomorrow. |
| Never vote for a politician. It only encourages them. |