| Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex. Barbara Cartland |
| When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray. Madonna |
| I've been in more laps than a napkin. Mae West |
| I'm a failure as a woman. My men expect so much of me, because of the image they've made of me and that I've made of myself, as a sex symbol. Men expect so much, and I can't live up to it. Marilyn Monroe |
| I never really had a childhood. I was around adults all the time. My favorite book when I was eight was Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex - But Were Afraid to Ask. I was not afraid to ask. Drew Barrymore |
| There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid. Denis Leary. |
| Platonic friend is like a dick in a glass. In case of an emergency, you break the glass. Chris Rock |
| Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. Saint Augustine (354-430) |
| There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked. Jerry Seinfield |