| I was with this girl the other night and from the way she was responding to my skillful caresses, you would have sworn that she was conscious from the top of her head to the tag on her toes. Emo Philips |
| When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her. Jenna Jameson |
| Not all who make love make marriages. Russian Proverb |
| I like when a guy makes me feel like a woman and a little girl at the same time. Tara Reid |
| A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy. George Jean Nathan |
| I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. Woody Allen |
| If love is blind, then why do they make lingerie? Anonymous |
| Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of physics. Anonymous |
| A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her. Anonymous |
| Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important. Lisa Hoffman |