| Conversation is king. Content is just something to talk about. |
| Only on the Internet can a person be lonely and popular at the same time. |
| The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. |
| The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom. |
| The Internet is a big distraction. It's distracting, it's meaningless; it's not real. It's in the air somewhere. |
| Doing research on the Web is like using a library assembled piecemeal by pack rats and vandalized nightly. |
| Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. |
| To live is to war with trolls. |
| Any idiot can put up a website. |
| Just move to the Internet, its great here. We get to live inside where the weather is always awesome. |