| It is only rarely that one can see in a little boy the promise of a man, but one can almost always see in a little girl the threat of a woman. -Alexandre Dumas |
| The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently. -Margaret Smith |
| Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one and got hit by a bus. -Bob Rubin |
| We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time. -Arthur Hoppe |
| The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. -Brendan Francis |
| Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it. |
| Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it. -Roald Dahl |
| There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more. -Woody Allen |