| Ch**t Ki Awaaj Ko Chamatkar Kahte Hein; Latki Chuchiyo Ko Bekar Kahte Hein; Sirf Ch**dne Ka Naam Mohabbat Nahi; Kissi Ki Yaadon Main M*tth Marne Ko Bhi Pyaar Kahte Hein! |
| Kitni Kathor Vidambana Hai Kudrat Ki: Phulon Ka Raja 'Gulab' Kanto Main Rehta Hai; Aur Jeevan Ka Nirmata, Jhaanto Main Rehta Hai! |
| Unhe Shikaayat Hai Ki Har Kisi Ko Dekh Kar, Lund Apna Khada Kar Lete Hein; Kaise Samjhaau Unhe Ke Har Chehre Mein, Choot Unki Nazar Aati Hai! |
| Ehsaan Kisika Kya Lena, Hum Haath Se Guzara Karte Hein; Jab Yaad Sanam Ki Aati Hai, Uth Uth Ke Dobara Karte Hein! |
| Aasma Se Gire To Barsaat Ban Jaye; Aankhon Se Gire To Jazbaat Ban Jaye; Yeh Boond Bhi Ajeeb Cheej Hai, Yaaro; Neeche Se Gire To Parivar Ban Jaye! |
| Pyar Mein Thokar Lage To Daru Pi Kar Bhula Dena; Dil Se Aah Nikle To Hothon Mein Daba Lena, Ae Dost; Agar Meri Yaad Aaye To Piche Ungli Daal Ke Hila Lena! |
| Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi; Aab Unhe Dekhne Ki Aas Nahi; Kyunki Aab Unki 'ASS' Dikhne Mein Itni Khaas Nahi! |
| Call girl ne Arz Kiya: Dheere Dheere Karo Sanam, Maandi Ka Zamana Hai; Iss Chhoti Si JAGAH Se, Zindagi Bhar Kamana Hai! |
| Sirf Zinda Rehne Ko Zindagi Nahin Kehte; Kuch Gham-E-Mohabbat Ho, Kuch Gham Jahaan Ka Ho! |
| Chaandni Raat Thee , Woh Mere Saath Thee; Main Usske Upar Thaa, Woh Mere Niche Thee; Haathoon Me They Haath , Aur Paeron Main Paaer; Main Zor Lagaa Rhaa Thaaa, Woh Awaaz Kar Rahi Theeeeee; Woh Meri Cycle Theeee! |