| A blonde was suffering from a sore-throat so she went to see a doctor. The doctor takes out a torch and says, "Open wide". "I can't", replies the blonde, "The chair's fitted with arms." |
| Brunette: Last night, I had 3 orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over 10. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde (looking shocked): Oh, you mean with one guy? |
| Q: Why can't blondes water-ski? A: When they get their crotch wet, they think they have to lay down. |
| Q: What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons? A: You can also sit upright in a car. |
| Doctor (taking up his stethoscope): Big breaths. Adolescent Blonde: Yeah and I'm not even thirteen. |
| Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap and it spreads easy. |
| Q: How are blondes and turtles alike? A: When they're on their backs, they're both screwed. |
| A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?" |
| Q: What is blonde-brunette, blonde-brunette, blonde-brunette...? A: A blonde doing cartwheels. |
| Q: Why are blondes' legs like railroad tracks? A: They both never meet. |