| In making out their income tax some people are like Sunny Leone. They take off as much as the law allows. |
| HORNESTY is the BREAST Policy. Sunny Leone |
| Teacher: What do you know about Sensex? Pappu: When someone engages in copulation with Riya Sen, Raima Sen, Rimi Sen, Konkana Sen or Sushmita Sen, et al., it's called "Sen Sex"! |
| Inspired by the hit movie "Life of Pi", Sunny Leone to produce a movie titled "Life on Chaar-Pi" (Woven Bedstead)! |
| Ajit: Mona darling, you're not wearing your panty today? Mona: Yes boss, you're simply great. But how do you really come to know about it? Ajit: I see dandruff on your shoes! |
| Why Ayesha Takia and Pamela Anderson could never really hug each other? . .. ... .... Because they don't know each other! But I like the way you think! |
| Advertisement for a 2nd hand BMW showed a picture of Sunny Leone lying on a bed and the the slogan on it read: You know you're not the 1st one; but do you really care? |
| Saif Ali Khan's son is demanding all maternal rights, to start with he wants breast-feeding forthwith. |
| Kareena-Saif wedding: Everybody wants to know whether Saif, finally made it large last night? |
| Big B turns 70 today. It was his last night of 69 yesterday. |