| Roses are red, violets are blue, Shorter the skirt better the view. |
| Sex is fun. sex is fine, Doggy style or 69, Just 4 fun or getting paid, Everyone loves getting laid, So if u want me in the sack, Just lick ur lips & text me back. |
| God created the world in SIX days, but took him centuries to come up with someone... as HOT... as SEXY... as Fuckable... as YOU! |
| You are cute, you are adorable, sexy, n great, Now I broke the ice, would you like to mate? |
| Sex is good, sex is fine. Doggy style or 69. Just 4 fun or getting paid, everyone loves getting laid. So if u want me in the sack, lick ur lips n text me back. |
| Are mice giving you trouble? No? Than you must have a good pussy! |
| I'm a bit shy...I'd like to have sex with you; you do not have to say yes, just smile to me! |
| Do you know that you would look great with two pounds less ... in my opinion those clothes weigh exactly two pounds! |
| Feeling bored? Think of me. Feeling sad? Call me. Feeling lonely? See me. Feeling horny? Use ur hand & njoy the art of messaging. |
| I hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 069 distracting public with ur xtreme good looks & sex appeal. Remain silent & report 2 my bedroom. |